And the room was dark as night,
The Christmas tree lit magically;
It was a fantastic sight!
A strange and funny sound,
As gifts began to unwrap themselves,
And toys jumped out all around.
And in a crazy trance,
The candy canes jumped off the tree
To do a silly dance.
To see what he could see;
He rode a shiny, bright red bike
Around the Christmas tree.
And before you could blink an eye,
The oven door opened, and from inside
Came a tiny pizza pie.
It knew what it was for;
By the time that it was emptied out,
A big puddle lay on the floor.
Was searching for a friend;
A toy soldier marched up and took her hand;
They were a perfect blend.
Asleep in Christmas dreams;
The soldier saluted; the doll gave a kiss;
At least that's the way it seems.
The toys went back in place;
But when mother woke in the morning,
You should have seen her face.
Yet mother gave a roar;
She looked at her wet shoes and yelled,
"What's this puddle on my floor?"
Funny Christmas poems are very popular. Here's a humorous Christmas poem that centers on eating.
We look forward to each treat.
The tables are full of our favorite foods;
We’ve got lots of good things to eat.
There’s cider and eggnog to slurp.
There’s so much going down at once,
Who can help an occasional burp?
Let’s all get down to chewing it,
And if we pass a little gas,
Who’ll notice? Everyone’s doing it.
Then pass the box of candy.
Next year will you please remind us
To have Alka-Seltzer handy!
