Friday, December 17, 2010

what's that mean?

☻Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ? 

☻What do the military do in a civil war ? 

☻What do sheep count when they want to sleep ? 

☻What whish would stars make when they saw falling people. 

☻Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. 

☻If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ? 

☻What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?…You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!! 

☻When do you know you are overweight? …. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea. 

☻Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time….. Because the box says : 3 till 5 years 

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