Funny Messages
☻Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
☻Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.
☻Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.
☻HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
☻I am a killer,I kill people for money…..But because you are my friend,I’ll kill you for nothing!
☻I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B – L – O – N – T
☻roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn’t…
☻What he want, I do not want … What I want, he does not want … What we want, is not allowed!
☻A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home
