Miscellaneous Messages
☻I want to live in Switserland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.
☻Join the army, meet interesting people and then … kill them…
☻All of you who believe in psychokinetics, raise ‘my’ hand …
☻Lots of people stop working once they found a job!
☻I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children.
☻I said no to drugs, but they did not listen!
☻I started out with nothing… and I still have most of it!
☻My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day… I wonder where she’d be by now.
☻Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering …
☻Keep the school clean … stay home!
☻Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!
☻We do have to go to school … Have to is force … Forcing is slavery …. Slavery is forbidden … SO … we do not have to go to school!
☻The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO
☻No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems
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☻The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short … does not exist
☻It’s the one who won’t be taken, who cannot seem to give.
☻It’s the soul afraid of dying … That never learns to live
☻It’s the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.
☻It’s the heart afraid of Breaking … that never learns to dance.
☻Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down
☻Life is beautiful if you are willing to see it
☻Boys say it’s great, boys say it’s fine. 9 months later they say it’s not mine !
☻Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there.
☻No one ever died because of hard labour, but I think :”why would I take the risk?”
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☻We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.
☻Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
☻Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn’t have if you didn’t have a computer.
☻I intended to become rich while sleeping, but I could not fall asleep yet.
☻Nok nok. Who’s there? ….. Marie …… Marie who? …… Marie who wanna…!!
☻Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!
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☻Last nite I lay in bed looking at the stars- the beautiful sky and the endless horizon….& suddenly I thought…where on earth is my roof?
